chick-lit

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.

You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.

Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid.

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

I am a very good cook._ When she did cook.__ood. I like to eat._ He lightly bit her palm.The too-much-air feeling in Lucy__ stomach pressed upward into her heart. __hat?_ she asked past the constriction in her chest.__hat do I like to eat?___eah.___londes with blue eyes.__h God. She pulled her hand from his. __re you hungry?__is gaze lowered to her mouth. __ could eat.

Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'.

If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed.