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I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it__ a Saturday, in which case you__l have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.

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That__ the thing,_ she said. __ou add on getting rid of starvation and poverty like it__ a fringe benefit. Like the slice of lemon you get with a plate of whitebait._ He laughed. __hat__ why I succeed,_ he said, __here the men with beautiful souls always fail. If you walk through the market asking the stallholders to give you a slice of lemon for free, they__ laugh in your face. Pay for the whitebait and you get a good meal of whitebait for your money, plus the free lemon.

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K.J. Parker

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