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Hell had been his Vietnam. It had stamped its mark on him for all eternity, and no amount of denial or self-imposed ignorance was going to change it. Ever.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

Neal! It's your grief counselors. We're here to hug!

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he'd need

You know, Dean said, gesturing with his uninjured hand. If we were in an action movie, this would be the scene where you tenderly dress my wounds. then the wailing guitar ballad would kick in and we'd end up rolling around on the bed in a slow motion montage.If I were in Q, The Winged Serpent, Xochi replied, this would be the scene where I sacrifice you to Quetzalcoatl.

Kick it in the Ass

Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies!

Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

So,_ Lauren said. __ou help ghosts with unfulfilled wishes cross over to the astral plane for judgment.___es.___nd you hunt demons.___es.___nd you__e married to an angel.___es.__he paused. __so basically, you__e Dean Winchester.__ made an exasperated sound. __ am NOT.__he smirked. __eah, sure.

Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands.

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable.

Dean, you've been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we're supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you're being skeptical?