Since you cannot always carry and display your diploma. Kindly act like you have one. Professionalism. Include that to your dictionary.
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People who enroll themselves in the schools of pride, eventually graduate with and high degree of fall. Failure employs __rides_ scholars. Get rusticated now!
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz
If you hate to think, you are not different from some who is peeing on his academic certificates. The goal of education is to help you to think and lead.
No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you hang those official documents with their official seals and signatures, how shinning and polished the frame, your reflection in the glass will never let you forget how stupid you felt when you didn't know any better.
Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.
A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
A vagina is an uneducated woman__ diploma.
We could never agree about Boogie and I didn't share Miriam's reverence for professors. In fact, just in case I haven't mentioned it before, the pride of my office wall is my framed high-school graduation certificate, lit from above. Miriam has reproached me for it. "Take it down, darling," she once pleaded. But it still hangs there.
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.