grisham

Okay, let__ pretend to be friends. Just two friends having dinner._ __hat doesn__ work in the South. A male friend cannot have dinner with a female friend if the male friend has a wife. It just doesn__ work down here._ __hy not?_ __ecause men don__ have female friends. No way. I don__ know of a single man in the entire South who is married and has a female friend. I think it goes back to the Civil War._ __ think it goes back to the Dark Ages. Why are Southern women so jealous?_ __ecause that__ the way we__e trained them. They learned from us. If my wife met a male friend for lunch or dinner, I__ tear his head off and file for divorce. She learned it from me._ __hat makes absolutely no sense._ __f course it doesn__._ __our wife has no male friends?_ __one that I know of. If you learn of any, let me know._ __nd you have no female friends?_ __hy would I want female friends? They can__ talk about football, or duck hunting, or politics, or lawsuits, or anything that I want to talk about. They talk about kids, clothes, recipes, coupons, furniture, stuff I know nothing about. No, I don__ have any female friends. Don__ want any._ __hat__ what I love about the South. The people are so tolerant._ __hank you.