horror-novels

Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach; if you__e never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you__e got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.

I don__ know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I__ a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess.