husband-and-wife-relationship

A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.

He owe his wife a debt he couldn't hope to pay with any coin save one: open the cage and let the bird fly.

A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence

Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield

After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work

Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife

Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.

I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again

Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage

Husband: a former boyfriend

You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side

Wife: a former girlfriend

Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts

Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours

Marriage is but a consolidation of resources

My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That__ why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her

Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal

When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).