quips

The net of the sleeper catches fish.

When the mouse laughs at the cat there's a hole nearby.

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.

There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.

If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.

His shortcoming is his long staying.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Include me out.

Judge Crater - please call your office.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

A man surprised is half beaten.

I never said "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be left alone." There is all the difference.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.