quips

Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.

A dimple in the chin a devil within.

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.

Rip van Winkle was lazy.

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

We also serve who only punctuate.

If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.

The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked in 1977 how he felt about making more money per year than President Carter he replied 'I have to go out and buy my own 707.'

I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.

God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.

If I look like this I need the trip.

Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.

Evil spelled backward is live.

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.