sci-fi-humour-comedy

W turned on his heel and began walking toward the door at the far wall. And by walking I mean, of course, not moving at all, at least not to the naked eye, because his strides could only be measured in micrometers. His creaky legs made barely the tiniest of forward steps, so he__ taken four strides before I noticed any lateral movement at all.__'ll be right back.___eologically speaking, of course,_ HARV said.

Forget it,_ I said. __pie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he__ still be preferable to listening to the two of you.

No thanks,_ I answered, __ never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene. Congratulations, by the way, for being the first person to qualify in all three categories.

__oo Kyu_ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence.""Just think about his poor son, __oo Kyu Two._

As a matter of fact, Ona spent more credits on the window shades alone than you will make in your entire lifetime and that__ if you live to be 185.___nd that__ meant to make me feel better?_ I said.__o, that is meant to inform you. I am your computer not your nanny.

I can tell you that she's not breathing,_ he said. __he has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also her body temperature is now at seventy-three degrees.___o you__e saying that she__ dead,_ I said.__ell, I can't prove it, but, yes, I am leaning that way.

You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!

Yeah, but will it hurt?__ I asked.__his is science, Zach,_ Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. __f course it will hurt.

Great Gates almighty,_ HARV said inside my brain. __ go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.

I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and the hinges ripped free from the wall.__y the way, boss,_ HARV said. __ believe that the door was unlocked.

I told you it was easy,_ HARV said.__rue, but you say that about everything.___hat's because everything is easy for me.___verything but humility.___o, that's easy, too. I just choose not to practice it.

Don't worry, boss,_ HARV said. __ get the feeling that this is only the tip of the iceberg of complications.___ARV, you__e a machine. You don__ get feelings.___ould it make you feel better if I said I've done a numerical analysis on the probabilities and the results are skewed toward you having more problems with this case?

I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers, artillery soldiers, and roadies for the thirty-five most popular teen boy bands.

How bad is it?___he story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,_ HARV said. __he bag is now clearly catless, and there__ a very foul odor coming from the fan.

Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.___es, but the press don't count as normal.___he__ got you there,_ HARV added.

Mars is not Earth. It doesn't have a thick atmosphere to bend light and carry particles that reflect light around corners. It's damn near a vacuum here. Once the sun isn't visible, I'm in the dark. Phobos gives me some moonlight, but not enough to work with. Deimos is a little piece of crap that's no good to anyone.

I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.