siren-beloved

You__e seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.

Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class.

Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.

This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom__ new boyfriend took it. Now there__ an insane person. Well, he__ from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I__ totally moving there one day.

I__ a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?

What__ up with all these guys not realizing they__e bisexual? Here__ the clue, buddy, when you__e around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.

Look, when I__ here, I don__ have to think. I don__ have to worry. I don__ even have to be me if I don__ want to. That came out wrong. I don__ have to be the me I have to be all day.

That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can__ throw it away because it isn__ perfect.

Not that you__l have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.

Hey, it__ totally masculine. It__ cowboy butt sex.

Did not. My stubbornness doesn__ even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.

Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain__ got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn__ cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don__ get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.