spouse-quotes

A writer's partner should be a good reader...otherwise she/he will get bored what's happening around.

If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.

The world__ most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she__l end up taking over.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.