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Faxian and Xuanzang might have been the first Chinese to travel to India, but sometimes it felt like I was the first.

I am going to sit here in the river. If you go home to sleep, I will sleep in front of your house. And if you go away, I will follow you--until you tell me to go away. Then I'll leave. But I have to love you for the rest of my life..

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of _, and _ is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.