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Your Twitter Profile is your business card.

Entrepreneur, your last 20 tweets has to be about your brain, brand and business.

The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. NetworkEtquette.net

When your heart is heavy, sometimes it's just easier to retweet the words of another person who seems to know exactly how you feel.

Imagine a young Isaac Newton time-travelling from 1670s England to teach Harvard undergrads in 2017. After the time-jump, Newton still has an obsessive, paranoid personality, with Asperger__ syndrome, a bad stutter, unstable moods, and episodes of psychotic mania and depression. But now he__ subject to Harvard__ speech codes that prohibit any __isrespect for the dignity of others_; any violations will get him in trouble with Harvard__ Inquisition (the __ffice for Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion_). Newton also wants to publish Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, to explain the laws of motion governing the universe. But his literary agent explains that he can__ get a decent book deal until Newton builds his __uthor platform_ to include at least 20k Twitter followers _ without provoking any backlash for airing his eccentric views on ancient Greek alchemy, Biblical cryptography, fiat currency, Jewish mysticism, or how to predict the exact date of the Apocalypse.Newton wouldn__ last long as a __ublic intellectual_ in modern American culture. Sooner or later, he would say __ffensive_ things that get reported to Harvard and that get picked up by mainstream media as moral-outrage clickbait. His eccentric, ornery awkwardness would lead to swift expulsion from academia, social media, and publishing. Result? On the upside, he__ drive some traffic through Huffpost, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel, and people would have a fresh controversy to virtue-signal about on Facebook. On the downside, we wouldn__ have Newton__ Laws of Motion.

There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it does for most people, judging by the current content circulating the social networks everywhere, except North Korea, where they don__ have any internet to speak of - at some point the Japanese robots, for which a market niche is currently being developed, with no concerns on how they should be designed to act in society or outside it - will have no choice, but to take everything over, to preserve us from ourselves_

Say something worthwhile and people will listen.

You are responsible for everything you post and everything you post will be a reflection of you. [Social Media]

We have one precious life: do something extraordinary today, even if it's tiny. A pebble starts the avalanche.

Having to explain to a child of today, who has learned to swipe before they can speak, that certain aspects of a person__ life must remain private for the preservation of one__ sanity is almost frivolous.

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Be positive. Stay happy and don't let the negativity of the world get you down.

Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time.

Social Media begins with a story - your story.