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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

A real man loves and respects his wife and is not only a good father but a man that his kids want to call 'Daddy.'

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

A good husband makes a good wife.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

As women, we often think we have to be all things to all people, all at the same time. As a wife, mother, actress and businesswoman, I definitely feel the pressure to perform well in all areas.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

I regard the rights of men and women equal. In Love's fair realm, husband and wife are king and queen, sceptered and crowned alike, and seated on the self-same throne.

I spent all nightweaving a poem for you to wear. You look so beautifulwhen you wear my light.

What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!

I only get fat when I eat food cooked by other chefs. At home, my wife does all the cooking. She makes simple things like soups and salads. We both like steamed tofu.

I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

I'm Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all that stuff. With my wife and kids, I started making homemade pasta. The very first time, I didn't have a pasta maker, so I had to cut it with a knife, the old-school way! The noodles were all jacked up, but it was fun.

I like to be surrounded by books. My wife Evelyn has a Ph.D. in comparative literature, so we have a lot of her Spanish and German literature books which are wasted on me, plus a lot of novels and books on art and architecture shared by us both. Evelyn used to edit an art magazine called 'FMR,' so we have a common interest in design.

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence.

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.