wife-quotes

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: __es, dear.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.

If your wife puts on ten pounds, love her ten times more.If she puts on a hundred pounds, love her a hundred times more.If she puts on a thousand pounds, love her a thousand times more.

Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.

By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.

Love only knocks on your heart__ door when certain it has the right address.

Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.

True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.

The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.

Love conquers the body by embracing it,conquers the mind by massaging it,conquers the heart by kissing it,and conquers the soul by marrying it.

Marry the one who laughs when you laugh, and you are clever; marry the one who cries when you cry, and you are intelligent, but marry the one who does both with you, and you are wise.

Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.

A woman__ beauty is worth little to you, a woman__ intelligence is worth much to you, a woman__ virtue is worth more to you, a woman__ love is worth the most to you, and a woman__ loyalty is worth everything to you.

When you look into your soulmates eyes, you see the world; into your soulmates heart, you see the sky, and into your soulmates soul, you see the universe.

Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.