wife-quotes

The greatest love stories are not written by the ink of the pen, but by the ink of the heart.

If a man found his dream wife, it was because he was wide awake.

If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.

When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.

Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.

If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.

The world__ most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

An evil woman sends her husband away and wails her evil fate

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she__l end up taking over.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you__e right.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

If your love for your wife can be measured, it is not big enough.