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Firen didn__ waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let__ just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn__ fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our __aked fun time,_ which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.
Laura Kreitzer Fallen Legion
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Firen didn__ waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let__ just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn__ fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our __aked fun time,_ which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.

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