Their laughter was like the stridulation of the ghosts of grasshoppers.
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we__e Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there__ no stopping us until we__e licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. It assumes a talent for two things that we__e really not capable of: restraint and math.
The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we__e Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there__ no stopping us until we__e licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. It assumes a talent for two things that we__e really not capable of: restraint and math.
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