Carlito Sofer

I remember the teacher telling us that Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union, alongside Russia. __he Soviet Union is the largest and most glorious empire that the world has ever seen,_ the teacher lectured. __e__e all proud comrades. We__e all like brothers. We__e so lucky to be part of the greatest nation that has ever existed. We love our country and our country loves us like a mother loves her children.

Many young athletes joined the gangs instead of aspiring to gold medals in the Olympics. You could easily discern the kind of sport they did by their body shape and injuries. Well-built with a broken nose - a boxer.Broad shoulders with torn ears - a wrestler. Enormous muscles with little to no brain - a bodybuilder. Short with broad shoulders and a quadratic head - a weightlifter.

America seemed like a place for honest people. The United States of America. The land of the free and the home of the brave. The most righteous, politically correct and awesomest country in the world. It even says "in god we trust" on the dollar bills. God bless America.