J. Lincoln Fenn

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

There was a day when writers actually read," he grumbles. "They could quote Keats and Socrates. Now anyone with a keyboard and a fifth-grade education can call themselves a writer.

Free will always results in collateral damage.

There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out__ don__ know__ersonalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.

There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out__ don't know__ersonalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.

And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

Two weeks. Everything you love, own, and cherish, can be gone, liquidated, and lost forever in two weeks. Give or take a day.

Dying may just be the best thing that ever happened to me.

I don__ think I__ crazy, but then again, define crazy.