Shannon Lyndsy

You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why_right here. Get a pen, write this down, this is important_The world is f**ked up because I eat WonderBread preserved with formaldehyde that lasts three weeks and will never grow mold as long as it__ kept in its magic silver bag. The world is f**ked up because I know my cans of tuna have mercury in it. The world is f**ked up because I know my flake light tuna and WonderBread are poisonous, yet I still eat them!

No one washes their hands after they piss unless they__e in a public place. If I__ at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I__l soap up for the sake of civilization, but it__ only for show, I don__ really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men__ without soaping up I__l think he__ deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization.