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Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.

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No one washes their hands after they piss unless they__e in a public place. If I__ at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I__l soap up for the sake of civilization, but it__ only for show, I don__ really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men__ without soaping up I__l think he__ deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization.

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Shannon Lyndsy

Celebrating Death

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The aim of cleaning, then, should be to reduce bacteria numbers__ut not to zero. Even harmful bacteria can be good for us when the immune system uses them for training. A couple of thousand Salmonella bacteria in the kitchen sink are a chance for our immune system to do a little sightseeing. They become dangerous only when they turn up in greater numbers. Bacteria get out of hand when they encounter the perfect conditions: a protected location that is warm and moist with a supply of delicious food.

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Giulia Enders

Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body__ Most Underrated Organ