The Covert Comic

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 3963. It__ only a sucking chest wound if you__e not the shooter.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I__ printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!