funny-humor

Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!_ _ Bill Murray character in Cadyshack

110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Yo Mama__ so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, __lap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

What__ the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Yo Mama__ so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.