Will Rogers

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

So get a few laughs and do the best you can.

AH I know is what I see in the papers.