accountant

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

You__e a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren__ human, but that doesn__ make us monsters.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

I come from a family of working professionals: my dad is a chartered accountant, and my mom is a professor.

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.