aphorism

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

Selfie-centered person!

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

When I am, you are not.

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

No air, no balloons!

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

Even poison has an expiry date.