boyfriends

The best boyfriends are the ones in books.

I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you__e stupid. I think you__e a loser. I think you__e wonderful. I want to be with you. I don__ want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you_..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?

He's really jealous, Ybon said rather weakly. Just have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves.

WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?""PROBABLY NOT.""OH COME ON," Dora said. "I'M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS-- AND GIRLFRIENDS..."I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated."HOW SO?" Tommy asked."MY BOYFRIEND'S STRAIGHT.""OH. WOW," Dora said. "MINE TOO." We laugh.

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent.

They mean hot like 'I'm too good for you I got my own money don't be frontin' me.' You're more like 'Be my boyfriend I'll make you cookies come meet my dad ' know what I mean

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers_ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice" an abuse boyfriend gives you: 'Either you do exactly what I say, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

The movies make the brooding guy the hero _ the guy with problems the guy who carries a gun, the gun with unresolved anger, the guy with a chip on his shoulder, the guy who__ a vampire _ and they tell you that you can have the mythical happy ending with that same brooding guy. But in reality, the brooding guy is cranky. He doesn__ reply to emails. He doesn__ call. He__ only half there when you__e talking to him, and he doesn__ chase you when you run. You feel insecure all the time. You get needy and sad and you hate yourself got being needy. If you don__ know why he__ brooding, you__e shut out.And if you do know why he__ brooding, you__e still shut out. (Because he__ busy brooding.)

I had to admit that I had a strong tendency to date jokers. I couldn__ say no to them. I would sit across from someone I was dating and try to imagine who in the entire world would date this nimrod other than me. But I always had to have a boyfriend. They distracted me from being sad. They baffled me with their stupidity. I refused to believe that finding love was difficult.

Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?