funny-but-true

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.

Plot twist: everything goes exactly as planned.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

One of the Christian's biggest fears is appearing 'too Christian'. God forbid, because that's often characterized as god-awful! We want to be one, but without being 'one of them'.

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn__ sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn__ such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.