horniness

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.