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DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.)

I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.

...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

Aw, come on, admit it__ou feel like Cinderella, don__ you?_ __o, Darren, I don__. And do you know why?_ __o, sugar, you tell me why._ __ecause I__ a man. I__e got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys._ Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. __nd Ben isn__ a prince, he__ a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He__ a man. I__ a man. We__e men._ He nodded sharply. __ow fuck off. I__ arranging flowers.

We__e automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists._ Damon

Asshole," Ephraim muttered as he turned back around.Chris chuckeled. "Is that really any way to talk to your favorite child?""You're not my favorite," Ephraim argued, but they both knew that was bullshit. "I don't have any favorites.""Puhlease," Chris said. "You fucking adore me...

Albert Camus did not know he was summing up modern photojournalism when he wrote:"Will I kill myself or have a cup of coffee

There's no such thing as a sane woman.

You stick a bunch of drunken murderers together, ain't long before some turn to thieving, then to lying, then to bad language, and pretty soon to sobriety, raising families and making an honest living.

But you want to know about the influence of books on my life, and as I__e said, there was only one. Seneca. Do you know who he was? He was a Roman philosopher who wrote letters to imaginary friendstelling them how to behave for the rest of their lives.. Maybe that sounds dull, but the letters aren__ _ they__e witty. I think you learn more if you__e laughing at the same time.

I__e had a lot of food but if you don__ jiggle me too much you can have your wicked way with me.

Yes, I know this narrative is crowded with beautiful women - Mrs. Pearson, Mrs. Maycott, Mrs. Lavien, Mrs. Bingham. We might form a cricket team of beautiful women. I cannot help it if they are the ones who excite my notice and so trouble myself to describe.

If the ties that bind ever do come looseIf forever ever ends for youIf that ring gets a little too tightYou might as well read me my last rights.

You gotta want it.

Always take a compliment, even if it__ not yours

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.