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We__e automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists._ Damon

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife.

All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

I don__ even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell.

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.

If money__ the god people worship, I__ rather go worship the devil instead.

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say _ except to go soar with the freakin_ eagles.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life.

The only difference between having an affair here and having an affair there was that the American men would always ended up losing half of his estates over a woman he was infatuated just as much as the next tramp who would come his way, while Japanese men would only earn more respect from their subordinates through the possession of much younger women, as a sign of prowess and affluence, while their wives at home, as if there were rule books distributed nationally on the __roper_ marriage etiquette for all young Japanese women to read before they enter into the matrimony, would turn a blind eye on their disloyalty quietly.

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you__e smart, you__l end up as a comedian. If you__e not, you__l end up as a clown.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

She let out a strangled laugh. __eah, that__ how it works. I just woke up one morning and was like, __ee, I want to screw Kyler._ Seriously, you have no clue.