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Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.
Like some of the rest of us, she never reflected how balefully her evil mood might operate; and that all things work for good in the end, will not cover those by whom come the offenses. Another night's rest, it is true, sent the evil mood to sleep again for a time, but did not exorcise it; for there are demons that go not out without prayer, and a bad temper is one of them--a demon as contemptible, mean-spirited, and unjust, as any in the peerage of hell--much petted, nevertheless, and excused, by us poor lunatics who are possessed by him.
Imagine a young Isaac Newton time-travelling from 1670s England to teach Harvard undergrads in 2017. After the time-jump, Newton still has an obsessive, paranoid personality, with Asperger__ syndrome, a bad stutter, unstable moods, and episodes of psychotic mania and depression. But now he__ subject to Harvard__ speech codes that prohibit any __isrespect for the dignity of others_; any violations will get him in trouble with Harvard__ Inquisition (the __ffice for Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion_). Newton also wants to publish Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, to explain the laws of motion governing the universe. But his literary agent explains that he can__ get a decent book deal until Newton builds his __uthor platform_ to include at least 20k Twitter followers _ without provoking any backlash for airing his eccentric views on ancient Greek alchemy, Biblical cryptography, fiat currency, Jewish mysticism, or how to predict the exact date of the Apocalypse.Newton wouldn__ last long as a __ublic intellectual_ in modern American culture. Sooner or later, he would say __ffensive_ things that get reported to Harvard and that get picked up by mainstream media as moral-outrage clickbait. His eccentric, ornery awkwardness would lead to swift expulsion from academia, social media, and publishing. Result? On the upside, he__ drive some traffic through Huffpost, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel, and people would have a fresh controversy to virtue-signal about on Facebook. On the downside, we wouldn__ have Newton__ Laws of Motion.
I'm not offended until you think I'm offended.
This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.
I suspect that 'Kindness and Cruelty' and 'Mercy and Justice' all have secret affairs, as though they rendezvous only within certain sophisticated souls: those who hate being offensive, but love telling the truth.
Controversy is a last resort for the talentless.
To know if someone can speak offensively or politely, don__ give him poem to recite; don__ give him a song to sing. Just engage him in an argument and you will know it for yourself who he is.
Every exceptional bias against Christianity I find to be evidence for its validity.
The Christian God seemed the most offensive to people precisely because he was the most godlike. He was too perfect even to be coaxed by human efforts, and therefore sent his son to do the job.
Each day, each one of us chooses not to do many things that would be legal but offensive to those around us.
Success consecrates the most offensive crimes.
I don't say things to be offensive I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.
Let me assure you that my intent is not to offend or merely be provocative. I'm simply worried.
We have no patience with other people's vanity because it is offensive to our own.
A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren__ invited.