sexy-humor

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is as small as your brain.

Nature programmed the neurobiological processes of early love to appear as something beyond the primitive sexual cravings of the genitals. So, from an evolutionary standpoint, it all leads to copulation and reproduction, but from the perspective of the individual who has recently fallen head over heels in love with someone, it is mostly about a sensation of warmth and delight, and rarely of sexual nature.

Love begins with the stage of subconscious primitive lust and attraction. I__ saying primitive because at this very early stage there is really no difference between primitive man and modern man.

Males of all species are made for wooing females, and females typically choose among their suitors. If you take a closer look, you can observe such behavior all around you. The beautiful bird chirping outside your window. It__ a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to attract a potential mate, so that it can propagate its genes. Why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? It is to attract a healthy female. He as well is trying to propagate his genes. Even we humans, are not much different from the rest of the animal kingdom when it comes to attracting potential mates. When women dress up for their night out at the club, they are doing so to look attractive. This is a subconscious evolutionary desire to attract as many potential mates as possible.... While women tend to grab attention with their looks, men on the other hand, tend to attract as many potential females as possible, by showing off their resources. When a man shows off with his fancy car, expensive gold watch and suit, or flexes his muscles and brags about how many credit cards he owns, he__ doing so to make himself desirable by healthy women, in order to propagate his genes. It is all in the pursuit of reproduction.

Are you a person who peels off a band-aid slowly or just rips it off all at once?" Casey contemplated Alexa's warning, recognizing it for what it was.

Never be afraid to be sexy!

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.

Mew - mew. Mew._ I jump back from her finger swipes. __ am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia.

I__l take her home. You guys finish _ whatever _ you were doing._ She glances to me, a slight blush on her face. I tug Cash__ borrowed shirt down, hiding my red ass cheek. The spatula is still in his hand. He__ only wearing boxers. Dear Lord.

Just don__ stare at my ass, Landemere,_ he added.__ wasn__ staring at your ass,_ Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.

Oh yeah," Zane says and smirks at me. "I had her for dinner once. Best meal of my life.

Robert, what are you doing? I'm cooking.___ like to thank the chef for the excellent food.___ut surely that is done at the end of the meal.___hat a good idea, I'll thank you later _ as it should be done.