sexy-humor

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Come make me sticky.Dimitri to Honor

You smell salty," he says. "Like the ocean." He leans closer to me and licks up the side of my face. "You taste salty too. Maybe I should grab a bottle of tequila and we should have some fun." He moves his eyebrows up and down. "What do you say? We'll do some shots and I'll lick you all over.

Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men 'exotic,' 'sexy,' and 'just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid.

Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,_ he says like it__ a formal declaration.I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.

She had no idea how long they kissed__nd kissed__ut she didn__ think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard, she slowly opened her eyes and stared directly into his.They__ heated. Darkened. And something else. He wasn__ looking so relaxed now. In fact, he was looking the opposite of relaxed. He looked_feral.And she was his prey.

For the briefest of moments his eyes sparkled before dimming again. __owever much I would love to get into a discussion about chastity belts, now is not the time. The people we were fighting were not human in the strictest sense of the word.

What was she thinking? He was her mechanic, not a piece of meat. Although, if he were a piece of meat, he__ be a big, juicy porterhouse, the naughtier side of her thought. -Gabby, Love in Greener Pastures

I hired you for your attitude, and so far I__ pretty happy with my decision. But I__ not sure I can work with you until I__e fucked this attraction out of my system.

She took hold of him through his pants. "I want this inside me five minutes ago.

Feeling a little calmer?_ she asked, leaning against the desk again.Dax snorted. __ellow as anything. I__ ready to curl up and take a nap now. Don__ mind if I purr.

Did you want to change into something more comfortable?_ Adrian asks with a raise in his eyebrows, breaking me out of my train of thought, but not away from naughty thoughts.I smack his knee. __'m comfortable, but I know you're not._ He doesn't mind dressing up, but on most days I see him in casual clothes like screen-printed tees and hoodies.__ou're right,_ he says, tapping my knee lightly, standing up. As he walks toward the hallway, he slips his shirt off the rest of the way. I can't look away from the sight, even if it is only from the back. Damn. What is happening to me? Have I gone mad?Before I can tear my eyes away from him, he turns around. Judging by the look in his eyes, I've been caught. I have so been caught. Damn again. I didn't want him to see me practically drooling. It's too late for that now.He smirks. __ou know, I could spend the rest of the night just like this._ He places a hand to the hard muscles of his chest.I clear my throat, trying really hard not to imagine my hand in place of his, and say, __f I'm wearing clothes, you're wearing clothes.___o if I'm not wearing clothes..._ I grab a coaster from the coffee table and fling it at him. He catches it in his hand. __ust remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.

First of all, I'll tell you who I'm not. I'm not your enemy, so you can put the sharp pointy objects away,' he responded in a light conversational tone, obviously not deterred by my abrasiveness, which only pissed me off more to know he didn't find me to be a threat at all.'Well, first of all, I'll be the judge of that,' I cut him off before he could continue. 'And second of all, I'm not interested in who you're not,' I added.'So you're saying you're interested in who I am?' He gave me a moment to process what he said before a smile broke on his face.My cheeks flamed. 'Hardly. Just interested in whether or not I'll be seeing you around again,' I was seething and beginning to shake with indignation.'So you want to see me again?

He circled around me, whispering in my ear. ____ O positive. I__ everyone__ type.

Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.

But as an escort it__ our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.

I always thought 'love at first sight' was silly and incredibly irresponsible. Then, you came along and you flipped it on me. I understand it now. I do! ~Sheriff Derrick Decker

Mmhh! I have several ideas, but I don't know where to start.___ou mean to hear me shout your name?___es, that's one of the ideas I have in mind.