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Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence

I am a great wife.

Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield

After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work

Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife

Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.

He sat down in his chair by the fire and began to chat, as was his habit before he and his wife parted to dress for dinner. When he was out during the day he often looked forward to these chats, and made notes of things he would like to tell his Mary. During her day, which was given to feminine duties and pleasures, she frequently did the same thing. Between seven and eight in the evening they had delightful conversational opportunities. He picked up her book and glanced it over, he asked her a few questions and answered a few...

I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again

Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage

Husband: a former boyfriend

You are the greatest wife of all time and I love you so much more_ said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita.

You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side

Wife: a former girlfriend

Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts

Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours

Marriage is but a consolidation of resources

Most of a husband__ life is spent in doing research on his wife.