witty

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

I have abstained from expressing any opinion, so far," says Mr. Superintendent, with his military voice still in good working order. "I have now only one remark to offer, on leaving this case in your hands. There IS such a thing, Sergeant, as making a mountain out of a mole-hill. Good-morning.""There is also such a thing as making nothing out of a mole-hill, in consequence of your head being too high to see it." Having returned his brother-officer's compliment in those terms, Sergeant Cuff wheeled about, and walked away to the window by himself.

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.

I chase goals, not girls.

Wise are my ways witty my actions

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?

The first and last weakness of his life, before him again. For a moment he felt himself blinded by his own memories; his own remembrances of the wits and wiles of Marian Halcombe that would steal into his thoughts; the sound of her laughter at his outrageous tales, the shadowed glance of distrust, the way her eyebrows would raise ever so slightly despite her resolution to seem disinterested in his foreign insights. She was the first woman he ventured to have complete equality in matching his tremendous cleverness.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

Oh, you dear good father!" cried Mary, putting her hands round her father´s neck, while he bent his head placidly, willing to be caressed. "I wonder if any other girl thinks her father the best man in the world.""Nonsense, child; you´ll think your husband better.""Impossible," said Mary, relapsing into her usual tone, "husbands are an inferior class of men, who require keeping in order.