witty-quotes

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

It is the belief that we instill in them that makes them work round the clock to ensure it comes true.

The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor

Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.