Benedict Jacka

I don__ sell spells, and I don__ sell tricks. I don__ carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I cannot sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can__ make that girl you__e got your eye on fall in love with you, and I wouldn__ do it even if I could. I don__ have a psychic hotline to your dead relatives, I don__ know if you__e going to be successful in your career, and I don__ know when you__e going to get married. I can__ get you into Hogwarts or any other kind of magic school, and if you even mention those stupid sparkly vampires I will do something unpleasant to you.

I don__ sell spells, and I don__ sell tricks. I don__ carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I can not sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can__ make that girl you__e got your eye on fall in love with you, and I wouldn__ do it even if I could. I don__ have a psychic hotline to your dead relatives, I don__ know if you__e going to be successful in your career, and I don__ know when you__e going to get married. I can__ get you into Hogwarts or any other kind of magic school, and if you even mention those stupid sparkly vampires I will do something unpleasant to you.

For years I'd been trying to forget..., locking it up and burying it deep in my memory. The journey... had shattered that, bringing it all back - but now that I'd faced it, I found to my surprise that the fear had been worse than the reality.

Has anybody ever told you you__e a remarkably cynical person?___ like to think of it as learning from experience.

If there__ one thing all diviners share, it__ curiosity. We really can__ help it; it__ just part of who we are. If you dug out a tunnel somewhere in the wilderness a thousand miles from anywhere and hung a sign on it saying, __arning, this leads to the Temple of Horrendous Doom. Do not enter, ever. No, not even then_, you__ get back from lunch to find a diviner already inside and two more about to go in.Come to think about it, that might explain why there are so few of us.

I__l use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, I__ seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a train__ going to come. And after that, another train__ going to come. Here, I__l let you guess what__ going to happen afterwards. I__l give you a hint__here__ a train.

You__e lucky you didn__ know him back in his tech phase. There was this time in our second year when we were living in the same house. Kitchen table kept wobbling so Landis shoved this metal saucer under one of the legs. Wasn__ until two weeks later we found out it was a land mine.

I've been waiting for this a long time."-Martin "Let me guess that you're wishing for your IQ to break double figures?"- Alex V.