applause

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

The genius of a great magician is as impressive as the genius of a great scientist.

A magician reveals himself not only by the magic he presents but also by the respect and entertainment he gives to his audience.

As a magician you will miss the hundred percent of the applause if you don't perform.

A great piece of music make people to close their eyes but a great magic effect make their eyes wide open.

A magician must always value his magic effects more than himself, because after few years audience may not remember his name but they will remember his magic effect.

If you are a magician then you can always do a lot more magic than you think you can.

Live your life in such a way that when a video coverage is taken of you either in light or in the darkness, it can receive an applause when it is shown in your chapel for everyone to view!

At present, a good many men engaged in scientific pursuits, and who have signally failed in gaining recognition among their fellows, are endeavoring to make reputations among the churches by delivering weak and vapid lectures upon the 'harmony of Genesis and Geology.' Like all hypocrites, these men overstate the case to such a degree, and so turn and pervert facts and words that they succeed only in gaining the applause of other hypocrites like themselves. Among the great scientists they are regarded as generals regard sutlers who trade with both armies.Surely the time must come when the wealth of the world will not be wasted in the propagation of ignorant creeds and miraculous mistakes. The time must come when churches and cathedrals will be dedicated to the use of man; when minister and priest will deem the discoveries of the living of more importance than the errors of the dead; when the truths of Nature will outrank the 'sacred' falsehoods of the past, and when a single fact will outweigh all the miracles of Holy Writ.Who can over estimate the progress of the world if all the money wasted in superstition could be used to enlighten, elevate and civilize mankind?When every church becomes a school, every cathedral a university, every clergyman a teacher, and all their hearers brave and honest thinkers, then, and not until then, will the dream of poet, patriot, philanthropist and philosopher, become a real and blessed truth.

I don't expect congratulations for successful beginning, what I want is the applaud at successful ending.

The indescribable pleasure__hich pales the rest of life's joys__s abundant compensation for the investigator who endures the painful and persevering analytical work that precedes the appearance of the new truth, like the pain of childbirth. It is true to say that nothing for the scientific scholar is comparable to the things that he has discovered. Indeed, it would be difficult to find an investigator willing to exchange the paternity of a scientific conquest for all the gold on earth. And if there are some who look to science as a way of acquiring gold instead of applause from the learned, and the personal satisfaction associated with the very act of discovery, they have chosen the wrong profession.

Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Success listens only to applause. To all else it is deaf.

Applause waits on success.

Applause is a receipt, not a bill.

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping .

We all have music inside us and can learn how to get it out one way or another.