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When a man plans, a woman laughs.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

Do you hate people?___ don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

The Battle of Normandy was won on the beaches of Dieppe

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' _ The twenty-five percent is for error.

I never minded the random scribblings of other readers, found them interesting in fact. It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darndest things in the margins of their books.

I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely valuable and this world is an extraordinarily beautiful place. We should do what we can to increase the amount of wisdom in the

If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.

Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.

I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.