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Many skills, as every successful entrepreneur knows, cannot be taught in school. They require doing. Sometimes a life of doing. And where money-making is concerned, nothing compresses the time frame needed to leap from my-shit-just-sits-there-until-it-rains poverty to which-of-my-toilets-shall-I-use affluence like an apprenticeship with someone who already has the angles all figured out.

Out of all the piles of dirt, garbage, and shit we have been handed, we can grow a patch of daisies.

Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn__ require explosives.Are you confident in that? Mangas asked.I__ a god, Iktomi replied. I__ always confident.I__ a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.

He is so rich, he has no room to shit.

If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep and feed a little secret life--whether it's writing, art, running, music, your thoughts. It's yours.

We__e better together than we are apart. The American Dream has us looking out for ourselves even at the expense of our neighbors. That shit ain__ true, man.

... If I wanna shit I am going to buy it from the shop... what I need now is a friend on which I can count on... you know the drill.

Trust me I know this shit, Don't fuck with me!

I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.

Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the basic thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God's image. Either/or: either man was created in God's image - and has intestines! - or God lacks intestines and man is not like him.The ancient Gnostics felt as I did at the age of five. In the second century, the Great Gnostic master Valentinus resolved the damnable dilemma by claiming that Jesus "ate and drank, but did not defecate."Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil. Since God gave man freedom, we can, if need be, accept the idea that He is not responsible for man's crimes. The responsibility for shit, however, rests entirely with Him, the creator of man.

God's grace is not defined as God being forgiving to us even though we sin. Grace is when God is a source of wholeness, which makes up for my failings. My failings hurt me and others and even the planet, and God's grace to me is that my brokenness is not the final word ... it's that God makes beautiful things out of even my own shit. Grace isn't about God creating humans and flawed beings and then acting all hurt when we inevitably fail and then stepping in like the hero to grant us grace - like saying, "Oh, it's OK, I'll be the good guy and forgive you." It's God saying, "I love the world too much to let your sin define you and be the final word. I am a God who makes all things new.

You and I both know that love is for children,'' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.''''Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,'' Teresa replied. ''Only they get along just fine, and my car never makes my bluetooth feel like shit.

I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.

Probably in your mind your shit is wise, but so far what I hear for me doesn't sound as a wise.

It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.

Folks love fantasy. Beasts the shit outta reality and day of the week.

The shield wall reeks of shit, and all a man wants is to be home, to be anywhere but on this field that prepares for battle, but none of us will turn and run or else we will be despised for ever. We pretend we want to be there, and when the wall at last advances, step by step, and the heart is thumping fast as a bird__ wing beating, the world seems unreal.