Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
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When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.
Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.
Whenever you are angry, take a beautiful object in your house and smash it to pieces. The pity you feel for what you have done is silly compared to what you are doing to your mind: taking a sacred moment to be alive and desecrating it by being angry.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana__ country were about as big as a tree could get,_ he said, __ut the ones around here are so tall that they probably tickle the moon__ tummy when she goes by.
Oh stupid, silly, awkward me;Will I never, ever see?People babble, speak, and talk;All I can do is stand and gawk!
Holy mama llama. That__ Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth. I__ supposed to wait on Nathanial Stone. I__ going to make a fool out of myself. I just know it. I can feel it coming. Crap.
Valérie: "You know, you don't need to be a lesbian to be a feminist. Nor do you need short hair to be a lesbian. Or a feminist.""Yes, but helps, doesd't it?" Astrid counters
Awesome ends with me but Ugly starts with u...
Often the inspiration to write music comes from the voices in your head. You__e not crazy. Just be thankful they are not making you rescue people in 20-degree weather at 2:30 in the morning in the forest.
We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.
They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows."Indigo!" shouted Caddy, jumping out of the car.Indigo's and Rose's heads appeared in the window above."It's all right, Caddy!" Indigo called cheerfully. "We've been doing it all the time you've been gone.""We keep finding more stuff to land on!" added Rose. "Look!
How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right
Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).
Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.