Michael Bassey Johnson

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

The best way to detect the destructive element in someone is to watch closely their behavioural pattern when given authority over poverty.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.

If you refuse to deal with time today, time will deal with you tomorrow.

If blood can produce money through rituals or the so-called human sacrifice, then it is the basis on which we live, so it is very essential to save and protect it from the fiendish eyes of blood sucking predators.

The devil depends on a dark secret chance, but God does it now before your own eyes.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

Always remember that you were once alone, and the crowd you see in your life today are just as unecessary as when you were alone.

Your mental problem becomes a solution when it can be used to solve problems.

Those who make hostility a daily manner are often left in the lurch at difficult times.

Act as if you don't know me, and i will make it seem as though you don't exist.

Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to your bell, sit back and listen to his nemesis.

My father told me that it is only a mad man that keeps bushy hairs. I asked him, "what about the great men with bushy hairs?". He replied, "education had made them mad, so study to be wise and sane.

Everyday is a mystery

Your heart desire will come, but when it comes, you desire for another, and when it comes again, you still aspire for another, that shows your level of ingratitude.

The consequences of seeking popularity is not only the chronic feeling of lonliness, but a desire to hide your face from the eyes of the universe.

It is easy to identify a shallow person by the attention he gives to what will do him absolutely no good.