funny-but-true

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed.

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

One piece of wisdom a writer quickly learns ~ typos keep you humble.

When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you.

On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.

A thief is one who insists on sharing his victimhood.

Generally it appears the case that, when faced with all life's problems, the baby, he wants to cry about everything, the child wants to question everything, the teenager wants to rebel against everything, the young adult wants to solve everything, the middle-aged adult wants to protect everything, and the elder wants to accept everything.

After each of his books, the writer, for a while, feels once again that he can now die happy.

Bitches act, loyal react

I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side.