funny-but-true

How easy it is for so many of us today to be undoubtedly full of information yet fully deprived of accurate information.

Pride is pride not because it hates being wrong, but because it loves being wrong: To hate being wrong is to change your opinion when you are proven wrong; whereas pride, even when proven wrong, decides to go on being wrong.

For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, "You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and reap it; smiles bloom in the wake of your passing, and I will keep your kindness in trust and share it as occasion arises, so that your life will be a quenching draught of calm in a land of drought and stress." Too often I never get to say that when it should be said. Instead, I leave them with the equivalent of a "Later, dude!" only to discover there would be no later for us.

I don't know. _I don't really like old movies. _The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. _Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding

Holy crap, Caleb! You're my uncle." Nick"No!" Caleb"It's worse. He's the half-brother of your great-grandfather." Kody"You're not helping." Caleb"No, but I'm entertaining myself at your adorable expense." Kody"Yeah, y'all are missing the important fact. To a Cajun, that makes him my uncle." Nick"Great. I always wanted to be a monkey's uncle. Nice to know I finally succeeded." Caleb

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.

She shuddered. __hat is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world

Hasn__ stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we__ be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I__ still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool._ -Janco

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.

She was supportive, didn__ pry or expect anything from me, and sensed when I needed my space. If she were a guy, I__ probably date her. Or, if I were a lesbian. And if she were a lesbian. I guess we__ both have to be lesbians for that to work. Regardless, she made a pretty great friend.

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.