humourous-quotes

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

Kimaria smirked and placed her hands behind her back. __ome now. It doesn__ have to come to that. Violence is so beneath us._ __o, it isn__,_ said Helianthus at once.__ell . . . it is beneath me,_ the high queen said and touched a hand to her chest. __nlike you, I am civilized. I wear shoes and I have a last name._ They watched as she eased into a chair. She crossed one leg over the other, folded her arms, and regarded them calmly. __ren__ you the least bit curious as to how I snatched the famed Nineveh Atvaris from our dark past? You can__ be that boring.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.