wit

Worry wasn__ an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed__nd it worried him.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

Just bring your wits. Sometimes that's the most effective weapon any of us has.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

I chase goals, not girls.

Our talents are living things, we give birth to them, nourish them till they grow and become immortal.

I am not gamesome: I do lack some partof that quick spirit that is in Antony.

Thought and knowledge are natures in which apparatus and pretension avail nothing. Gowns, and pecuniary foundations, though of towns of gold, can never countervail the least sentence or syllable of wit. Forget this, and out American colleges will recede in their public importance whilst they grow richer every year.

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".